SBS Transit day and TELL ME YOUR NAME- FROSTY

Today is yesterday , tomorrow is future , yesterday is tomorrow . Anyone know what it means? Cuz I dont. So lets begin my today. Today is a very bad day. First period chinese...sian...got test somemore..never learn lo typical me wad.(: lol. Then after chinese is....umm....umm...science lesson. A gay came in and did I mention he is a red cross teacher apparantly., probably. Then umm...its sbs transit period. That mofo scold here scold there-.- lame shit. Cb . But most importantly,he must be so poor tat he wore a sbs transit shirt to school so after school no need change shirt can go work as bus-driver le woo I dam creative right. Lol. Then everything same as every thursday(:
Lunched at yoshinoya then homed
Joke of Zack day; 1) What is a KISS?
It’s an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
2) Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?
2% eat.
3% smoke cigarettes.
4% take shower.
5% go to sleep.
86% get up and go back home to their wives.
3) Why is your dick better than a credit card?
1.Once spent recharges itself.
2.It is accepted worldwide.
3.You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
4) LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor’s son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it’s small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it’s salty!!!
5) A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
6) A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies? MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
7) Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can’t do that to my best friend.
2. I won’t gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic.
She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
9) What is the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your SALARY… It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn’t come, you are F*CKED!!!

Dragonica (:

Ok I am back from my freedom and when I say freedom I mean anti-parents haha(: my mother went to bangkok which means I am freeeeeeeeee . . . . . . Wooot(:
On friday 1.20, I came back from school and on my com and went to bathe. Got ready to go out ,actually want to go pool BUT sc tell me shavian dont want go. So cancel lo-...- sian. At home play com for whole day and by tat I mean 24hours But since my mother went to bangkok until sunday night, I ordered pizza and I continued play com till sunday night without sleeping But then got tuition la so sian make me cannot play until shiok shiok . My english tuition teacher last min tell me change tuition timing till 2 cb-...- so today I dam sleepy at school larh play till 50hours of com(: today nothing interesting happen so I not going to post today except for today's paper which we read in english period . And the topic is the most intersting topic is the topic of all topics which is SEX. Sex is good for health(: But we must remember that safety comes first so always use a condom and remember my sex rule which is in my one of my post(: . By now you guys must be thinking I must be a pervert But I am not la I am just more fun to be with(:Cya~~
Joke of the day: Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, “How much is that faucet?”
The manager replied, “That’s a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.”
Mary exclaimed, “My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It’s certainly out of my price bracket.”
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.
From the storeroom the manager yelled. “Ma’am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?” Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, “No, but I will for the faucet.”
 P.S I was lying about the Never slping part. like duh

I wan to sleep day.

Hmmm...any suggestions on I how to start always same starting line ... Hmmm... So same happening every Morning always almost late But never. School was typical But history need present ;o no big deal(: LOL.
Today got some ppl detention . Aww...epic(: I wonder Why I dont have. Oo today was boring except Maybe for maths. Lol. End post(: cya~
Joke of the day: A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window.
The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes, officer?”
The cop says: “What are you doing?”
The young man says: “Well Officer, I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”
The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.”
Now, the cop is totally confused.. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says “I’m 22, sir.”
The cop asks: “And her…what’s her age?”
The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”

'ORAL' day haha

Hmmm...today was my pa duty day so I have to wake up early and go to school early. But being a typical me, I am not early nor too late. School was boring as usual. Chinese>History>recess>Langarts>Maths>Geo. Geography worst subject But I got 17/20 for my test. OMG. End of school still got oral so sian...i last one somemore-...- . Still need to wait for someone walk there lol(: after oral went bc house . Watch WWE and we tried on each other(cm me bc) around 6 we went home. They lend me three disc of wwe so I slowly watch lol. Cya~ I go try on someone liao(:
Question of the day: Someone told me that a gal's sanitary pad can use for 5days leh isit true leh? Credited by Sijia.
Joke of the day: Angel returned from school one day.
Dad: “Hey honey, why are u crying?”
Angel: “Coz Matt and i broke the classroom’s windows while playing and Miss Claire punish us.”
Dad: “Oh, did she hit u?”
Angel: “No”.
Dad: “Is the punishment too harsh?”
Angel: “No. She punish us by asking us to write our names a hundred times.”
Dad: “So why are u crying?”
Angel: “Coz Matt’s full name is just Matt Mike but my full name is Angelina Elizabeth Mcgrady!”

Oops forget to post joke for saturday. Well here it is.

Joke of the saturday: A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!

Saddening saturday

Well today something happen at home. So today gona be a short post
Cya~ you can ask me if you wan But depending on my mood if I will tell you

I AM BACK. Answer to the first joke for the answer(:

Yo ppl. I not gona be bhb like some ppl. Well that troll in my tagbox is someone which is lame. Hes a no lifer so dont worry about him. Lets get back to the topic. So today is friday...hmmm... Woke up at about 6.30 like usual and going to school about to late like usual. School was boring as usual and after school still got pa . Which was robotics.o.o need programming and building(: apparently jacky cant programme epic(: hahaha. After robotics which is about 4-4.30 me sc and cm and jacky went pass red cross room and I said the adv from tv about the new drinks which goes like *wa!今天的天与地大cu消　整天都在补获补获补获 then suddenly all gone! *carrying the heaven and earth drinks to shelf* 我的背我的背 wo ok!(: end.
Then, after that went back home,bathed and went to somewhere and got my dinner(: cya~
Answer for the difference between the pulling of curtains and pulling of panties down :x is pulling of curtains in a theatre means SHOWS OVER But pulling of panties down means you gona have *ehem* so it means SHOW TIME*tats de answer. And the second joke about de coach,as the kid mother scold all sorts of things which is not sportsmanlike so the coach tell de kid to explain to his mother all these. The third joke is about de baby which we know tat falling onto a carpet will have little sound being produced cuz carpet lo then no carpet de baby will hit de floor and produce a sound bang(: tats Why.
Joke of the day~Law in Sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2.Nothing improves with age.

3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

4.Sex has no calories.

5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

8.No sex with anyone in the same office.

9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12.Virginity can be cured.

13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

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Why No Answer To My Joke?

Hi PPPPEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPS, I am posting today again=.=. EEeee why nobody post ans for joke de=.= Very difficult meh? The ans is related to time=D. i cant post using phone le so wont so often post =X. Hope More ppl tag me blog~ Post Your ANSWERS for the very first joke so i can post more questioning joke. Cya Losers=D. Had a hard time thinking this. Most importantly, I want to create a new msn acc cuz mine tio blocked~___~ see if i can fix anot lo. BO BIAN.

Joke Of the day: At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year- old baseball players aside and asked,
“Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?”

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?

The little boy nodded yes.
“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?”

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, “And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it’s bad sportsmanship to call your coach ‘a dumb asshole’ isn’t it?”

Again the little boy nodded.

“Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.”

Boring tuesday

Hi guys(: 本少爷回来了. So lets see...woke up at around 10am,then,being dragged by my mother to pray..zzz boring wors. After being bored, my grandma called me and ask me whether we( my two bros and my mother unfortunately) want to go and lunch with her. Then ok lor since at home, only can noob around nia. Eat liao, we 3 go arcade to play . When we play racing then got three kids come join in, we were like wtf? Obviously we left cuz later bully kids(: haha around 4, we went shopping and I bought a new wallet.yay.cya
Losers..P.S. Leave your ans for my previous joke at my previous post in de tagbox(:
Joke of the day.A new mother went to the psychiatrist worried.
“Doctor,” she said, “Since I had the baby I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?”
“Easy,” said the doctor. “Just take the carpet off the floor.”

First post & at mediacorp office post de ;D

Woke up at around 1pm today, quite early right.? I knew you guys are gona say yupp. Got sore throat leh probably because i ate too much spicy food.Hahas. Than went to nearby coffee shop eat lo just like usual=.=. After eating, My laobu bring me go her office(mediacorp) do her stuff while i at her boss' office play lo but than cannot run. CB. about 6.30 then go off. And i will post a joke daily or should i say when i am posting. You guys need to guess the answer to that joke for some and leave your answer in the tagboard.Winners shall be rewarded $2. haha joke of the day.What is de difference between the pulling of the curtains of a theatre and pulling down a panties.;P . Ans shall be revealed when 5 or more ppl post their ans
Noob~ ;D