I AM BACK. Answer to the first joke for the answer(:
Yo ppl. I not gona be bhb like some ppl. Well that troll in my tagbox is someone which is lame. Hes a no lifer so dont worry about him. Lets get back to the topic. So today is friday...hmmm... Woke up at about 6.30 like usual and going to school about to late like usual. School was boring as usual and after school still got pa . Which was robotics.o.o need programming and building(: apparently jacky cant programme epic(: hahaha. After robotics which is about 4-4.30 me sc and cm and jacky went pass red cross room and I said the adv from tv about the new drinks which goes like *wa!今天的天与地大cu消 整天都在补获补获补获 then suddenly all gone! *carrying the heaven and earth drinks to shelf* 我的背我的背 wo ok!(: end.
Then, after that went back home,bathed and went to somewhere and got my dinner(: cya~
Answer for the difference between the pulling of curtains and pulling of panties down :x is pulling of curtains in a theatre means SHOWS OVER But pulling of panties down means you gona have *ehem* so it means SHOW TIME*tats de answer. And the second joke about de coach,as the kid mother scold all sorts of things which is not sportsmanlike so the coach tell de kid to explain to his mother all these. The third joke is about de baby which we know tat falling onto a carpet will have little sound being produced cuz carpet lo then no carpet de baby will hit de floor and produce a sound bang(: tats Why.
Joke of the day~Law in Sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Then, after that went back home,bathed and went to somewhere and got my dinner(: cya~
Answer for the difference between the pulling of curtains and pulling of panties down :x is pulling of curtains in a theatre means SHOWS OVER But pulling of panties down means you gona have *ehem* so it means SHOW TIME*tats de answer. And the second joke about de coach,as the kid mother scold all sorts of things which is not sportsmanlike so the coach tell de kid to explain to his mother all these. The third joke is about de baby which we know tat falling onto a carpet will have little sound being produced cuz carpet lo then no carpet de baby will hit de floor and produce a sound bang(: tats Why.
Joke of the day~Law in Sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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